Lost and found

My husband tells me today that there's a book that we must buy. It's called How to Find Lost Objects . He was serious .There's indeed a book by that name authored by someone called Michael Solomon.Dunno if it's to do with this house but ever since we moved here over four months ago., I keep losing stuff. Within less than a week of moving in, I lost a very expensive cell phone and the rest slowly followed. But wierd thing was, I would have to look for g what I wanted all over the place for a good half an hour before I found it. It was bordering on the bizaare but the positive part was that I would find what I was looking for eventually. ( But I still haven't got my phone nor my driving licence back! ) I'm not enjoying this , bending down all fours, trying to locate that glue stick which was in front of my nose just a while ago..Maybe your house is spooked , suggested a friend , very helpfully. Should I call the Ghostbusters? May be it's not the house it's just me..I can actually remember losing keys all the time in school and breaking open my lockers..Finally there came a time I would buy only the breakable /pickable locks! Anyone remembers Mobaj locks ? Losing something is bad enough but the thought of someone having your personal possession , like a picture or bits of personal information is downright creepy ! Must get that book , seriously!